We were visiting my parent's ward for church last Sunday. When I went to pick up The Snake from Primary/Sunday School I was surprised to see an old friend from High School was his teacher. He was happy to see me. He said that they couldn't figure out who The Snake was visiting. When they asked him he said:
The Snake: "My grandma and grandpa"
Teacher: "What is your grandma's name?"
The Snake: "Grannie"
Teacher: "What is your granpa's name?"
The Snake: "Pooh-Pa"
They gave up trying to figure out who he belonged to. Even though that is their names you know.