Impressed by President Pooh-Pa's line of defense I asked him if he would be willing to send a few troops over seas (down a state) to defend my property. I now have said troops, but face a quandary... only having a limited number of marines at my disposal (2), I need to carefully select where I will station my troops.
Should they defend my tiny garden, as they did for Pooh-Pa? After all, yard and garden defense is their expertise.
Or should I put them on boarder patrol?
You never know when national security could be threatened. Terrorist always sneak up on you when you least expect... like while brushing your teeth.