First Day of School!

First Day of School!

Ready to go to school and get some knowledge.

-Nemo

Fingers Joe McGumphrey was a really clumsy kid.

On the first day of second grade I'll tell 'ya what he did.

He tripped on a banana peel, flew up in the sky

Landed on a chimpanzee who poked him in the eye.

He needed first aide, in the second grade (clap clap)

First aide in the second grade (clap clap)

Now.....

The Brain Joe McGumphrey was a really clumsy kid

On the first day of fourth grade I'll tell 'ya what he did

He went out on tadpole hunt, slipped into the creek

Landed on a large mouth bass who bit him on the cheek.

He needed first aide, in the fourth grade (clap clap clap clap)

First aide, in the fourth grade (clap clap clap clap)

(and now my favorite verse of the song I've been singing all day)

Now...

Billy Joe McGumphrey was a really clumsy kid.

On the twelfth day of twelfth grade I'll tell 'ya what he did

He walked into financial aide, fell and broke a bone

Showed them all his bills and got a great big college loan.

and finally the last song I've been singing today:

Oh happy day

Oh happy day

When the kids

Go back to school

And boredom goes away...

Oh happy day