Our last home had so little mop'able square footage that I took to washing the floors on my hands and knees. Our new place is big enough that the hands and knees mode would be quite taxing. So I went to Target and purchased a mop and a bucket.
I brought home the new, shinny, plain, red bucket and you'll never guess what the first thought was that popped into my head.
"I can't wait to break this sucker in and clean my floors!"
-ya no, ... that's not what I thought. It went more like:
"This bucket is too plain and needs some lady bug dots."
So I got out my sharpie and went to town.